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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 3 days ago with 372255 notes
#lol  #omg  #gif  #dog  #painting  #beautiful  #i cant 
That little dance at the end…

That little dance at the end…

(Source: pleatedjeans, via colorinthedark)

— 6 days ago with 235178 notes
#omg  #lol  #i cant  #hilarious  #gif  #pool  #joke  #im dying 
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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— 6 days ago with 68009 notes
#lol  #facts  #ocean  #water  #celery  #science  #text post  #omg 

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 week ago with 240687 notes
#yep  #me  #text post 
xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 weeks ago with 187544 notes
#lol  #omg  #condom  #tea  #cheeky brits  #college  #exams 

allteensrelate:

R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

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— 2 weeks ago with 142405 notes
#robin williams  #rip  #mrs doubtfire  #aladdin  #gif set  #movie