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ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 380494 notes
#yes  #joke  #alcohol  #literature  #to kill a mockingbird  #tequila  #lol  #text post 
"Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind."
Anthony Bourdain

(Source: naturaekos, via daeza)

— 1 week ago with 1062 notes
#quote  #anthony bourdain  #travel  #so true  #truth  #true 

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 week ago with 622625 notes
#rubber  #eraser  #condom  #america  #merica  #george w bush  #lol  #text post 

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via ichooseyoupikachuu)

— 1 week ago with 503505 notes
#lol  #wakey wakey  #vegan  #text post 

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

(via thtsweetescape)

— 2 weeks ago with 506241 notes
#lol  #omg  #harry potter  #pronunciation  #text post 

thranduskul:

sixpenceee:

This creepy iPhone case forces you to interact with Siri. This case covers the smartphone’s screen, revealing only the home button. That way, Siri leaves you no choice but to interact with her. It’s on sale for $90. (Source) 

1. Why

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 2 weeks ago with 92072 notes
#why  #creepy  #iphone  #iphone case  #siri 

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(Source: teamfreespooks, via ambidextrousdancingbassoon)

— 3 weeks ago with 374142 notes
#lol  #me  #cha cha  #school  #college  #omg  #dancing  #text post 

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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(Source: mvlans-moved, via ambidextrousdancingbassoon)

— 3 weeks ago with 132048 notes
#yes  #ugh  #text post  #101 dalmatians  #movie  #disney