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totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

(via lilio)

— 3 hours ago with 38571 notes
#lol  #text post  #america  #flag  #moon  #france  #french flag  #american flag  #surrender  #white flag 

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

but it helps

(via daeza)

— 3 hours ago with 887120 notes
#bad decisions  #alcohol  #me  #my life  #text post 
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via queenkar0l)

— 2 days ago with 267090 notes
#lol  #hedgehog  #shopping 
"I gave wrong people the right pieces of me."
— 2 days ago with 165658 notes
#me  #my life  #text post 

androigynous:

Guess who own some mini super cute instruments.

(via lookatthislittlething)

— 4 days ago with 634 notes
#omg  #so cute  #instruments  #music  #violin  #guitar 

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via my-wonderland-bitch)

— 4 days ago with 431215 notes
#haha  #perfect  #text post  #fuck kids  #dink  #dual income no kids  #lol  #hater 

zackisontumblr:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police

(via toocooltobehipster)

— 4 days ago with 100556 notes
#text post  #my milkshake  #go away  #lol  #yes